whats the time?

whats the time is an english codeword originating from yorkshire that is really bad swearing at people you know you can’t swear at.
ever had an irritating person bugging you and you can’t say anything back to them (your boss, your girl/boyfriends best mate etc)? simply say ‘whats the time?’ to them and replace those three words in your head with what you really want to say to them for instant stress releif.
boss: i’ve accidentally deleted the reports you made for the last months income. you’ll have to write them up again for me.
you: whats the time?
you(what your really saying): i hope you fall off a bridge and die you son of a b-tch!

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