Wheat Ridge High School


the best high school in all of colorado with an amazing football team, the best cross country team ever, and the coolest high schoolers in the world. this school is ridiculously superior to that of its rival, golden high school.
gosh, wheat ridge high school is so incredibly amazing, everyone wishes they could go there.

it’s too bad we go to golden high school, because it sucks here. i wish we could all go to wheat ridge instead.

let’s go walk around and pick up hot chicks because everyone wants to date a guy from wheat ridge much more than a guy from golden high school.

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