Wheaton College


a very selective liberal arts & science college outside of boston, m-ssachusetts. well known for its close student-professor research, small cl-sses and great athletics.

unique from other liberal arts schools of its quality, wheaton has fewer required courses and more multi-discipline options. wheaton has a beautiful ivy-clad campus and is highly regarded for producing many national scholars each year (they’ve won three rhodes scholarships in the last five years).

it is a great place to be educated, make life-long friendships and learn how to make an impact in the world.
my four years at wheaton college were the best of my life.
wheaton college is a prominent, close-knit college community that emphasizes people. south of boston, m-ssachusetts, wheaton is a ‘home away from home’ for many people. professors and students actually know each other and work extensively together.

despite the tendency of many of its students to complain, giving little acknowledgement to everything that is being made available to them, this is a place where bright kids learn, contribute and make life-long friendships.

wheaton is a place where people are taught to think about how they can contribute to the world more than just compelling them to enter the work-force as anonymous drones.

contrary to popular belief, wheaton is not teeming with collar poppers and trendy fashionistas. it is home to one of the countries largest populations of scholarship-supported students in a small college setting and has produced three rhodes scholars in the last five years.
students who attend wheaton college are inspired to do more with their life than just being well educated.
wheaton college is a quirky, close-knit college community that emphasizes people before ideas. south of boston, m-ssachusetts, wheaton is a ‘home away from home’ for many people. professors and students actually know each other and work together.

despite the tendency of many of its students to b-tch about everything, giving little acknowledgement to everything that is being made available to them, this is a place where bright kids learn, contribute and make life-long friendships.

wheaton is a place where people are taught to think about how they can contribute to the world more than just compelling them to enter the work-force as anonymous drones.

contrary to popular belief, wheaton is not teeming with collar poppers and trendy fashionistas. it is home to one of the countries largest populations of scholarship-supported students in a small college setting.
i attended wheaton college because i was inspired to do more with my life than just being well educated.
1. a $41,000 per year sleep away “highschool” consisting of wealthy and extremely spoiled collar-poppers who credit themselves with the “wheaton college honor code” and being intelligent, when in actuality, students know little to nothing except the latest trends.

2. wealthy finishing school retreat where drugs, i.e. c-ke, are more important than attending cl-ss and the cutting edge “pop” three collars.
person a: i can’t believe i have to ski down the slopes during wheaton college’s winter break with my regular i-pod while my friends ski down with their i-pod nanos

person b: word.

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