whelk
boys who can’t kiss for sh-t. generally slobber everywhere, including in their hair.
he appears in angus thongs and perfect snogging as peter. thinks he’s god’s gift to women.
beware of the whelk boy!!
girl 1: “so was he a good kisser?”
girl 2: “no he was a f-cking whelk!”
girl 1 “gads…don’t go near him again.”
not a common insult you hear but a very good one.
means a very annoying person who never knows when to shut up.
bloke one, “hey your girlfriends a sk-nk”
bloke two, “get the f— out you whelk”
a fool, moron.. someone who is not to bright
mike lindine is a complete whelk for not host ing his site correctly
various water snails; sometimes edible
i ate a whelk
a charming cad, who uses bullsh-t and innuendo creatively, with the intention of getting into a posh girl’s panties.
with his ginger hair it was clear that prince harry was sired by the whelk james hewitt.
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