When God gives you lemons, make lemonade.


another way of saying “if life gives you lemons, make lemonade;” however, it not only emphasizes (1) bad-ss skills, (2) proper resource use, and even (3)approval, it also -ssociates or blames it on a divide ent-ty!
1
evelyn: omg! how in the world are you balancing on a ball, juggling ten pins, and playing guitar?

skillful dude: it’s simple, when g-d gives you lemons, make lemonade.

2
a somalian refugee: ok, how the h-ll are we going to survive with only a knife, a horse, and a loaf of bread?

another somalian refuge: when g-d gives you lemons, make lemonade.

3
straight guy: wtf dude!? i can’t believe you brought me to a gay bar. are you h-m-?

questionable orientation guy: dude, chill down. when g-d gives you lemons, make lemonade!

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