when life gives you lemons
alright, i’ve been thinking. when life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade – make life take the lemons back! get mad! i don’t want your d-mn lemons, what am i supposed to do with these? demand to see life’s manager. make life rue the day it thought it could give cave johnson lemons. do you know who i am? i’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! with the lemons. i’m going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!-words of cave johnson
while cave johnson yells about lemons
glados starts maoning saying -yeah-
so dont tell cave johnson when life gives you lemons
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