When the cat is away, the mice will come out and play


an expression referring to a married couple having s-x while their kid is at a friend’s house, or at school, or a sleepover, etc.
fish: dude what happened?

mike: i walked in on my parents having s-x and my mom looked at me and said, “when the cat is away, the mice will come out and play.”

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