where do babies come from
its a question many children ask their parents. the answer varies depending on they way they want their child to know…
child: mommy? where do babies come from?
parent: well suzie, when one boy fish and a girl fish love each other very much…..
the one question that every parent dreads to answer for their five year old child.
since kids at this age are so d-mn persistant and you can’t simply drop it without them bugging the sh-t out of you for the next twenty hours, parents fabricated this “stork” story in order to divert the truth about the birds and the bees for another ten years.
child: mommy, where do babies come from?
mom: well billy, one day, a stork brought you to us, and we were very happy.
child: so, i came from a stork?
mom: that’s right. now go bug your father.
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