Where Is My Fuck Bag?
an expression you say when you aren’t interested on what the other person is saying
where is my f-ck bag?: it’s like you have a bag in which you keep your f-cks (or what makes you care) but you lost it or forgot it home or something, as a result you don’t care
person 1: talks non stop about why he don’t like his ex
person 2: oh wait! dammit i forgot my f-ck bag, so i don’t give a f-ck
exe2:
person 1: mentions why you should buy his insurance
person 2: where’s my f-ck bag?
person 1: excuse me?
person 2: i’d like to give a f-ck but i can’t find my f-ck bag!
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