where is the cat?
when somebodys breath smells like sh-t you ask them “where is the cat?”
your buddies talking:blah blah blah
you:-sniff sniff-(pause and look around)
buddy: what??
you: dude…where is the cat?
buddy: cat? what cat?
you: the cat that sh-t in your mouth, your breath is rank bro!! phewww!!
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