where my snitches at


a harry potter nerd’s version of the common, “where my b-tches at” snitches are a type of ball used in the wizarding world’s game “quidditch” the other types of b-lls (not d-cks) are the quaffle , the two bludgers , and the ball that this whole f-cking definition is based on, the golden snitch
harry potter nerd: yo, where my snitches at
non-potterhead: wtf

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