where you want it?

a courtesy question posed to someone who has offended you to the point that you feel the need to physically -ssault them or are morally required to on some level, but the offense was not bad enough to warrant getting into a full fight.

the question declares that the you are willing to restrict yourself to a single full strength hit if the other person does not put up a defense.

the generally accepted answers to the question are “face” or “stomach”, if face is chosen the person getting hit is allowed to designate either left or right side. if the person simply states “left” or “right” it is -ssumed they mean the face.

it is not proper form to disregard the persons choice if you pose the question, and nose and groin are normally off limits due to the permanent damage that could result.

proper stance to receive the hit is standing straight with your hands behind your back.

this question is used between friends, family, or people who generally respect each other as a way to satisfy social/moral responsibility or violent urges while keeping the relationship intact.
zach and bill have been best friends since preschool, they are both now in their twenties.

zach: “i’ve been seeing this girl for a couple weeks and it’s been great, but she said she has found another guy. f-ck that dude.”
bill: “i didn’t even know you were seeing someone, whats her name”
zach: “sarah, the chick that works at the bar.”
bill: “f-ck. yea… um… she’s with me right now.”
zach: “where you want it?”