Wherer my Ihop
a great facebook status to keep you out of jail.
in november 2009, rodney bradford was arrested as a burglary suspect; charges were dropped when bradford proved he was at his computer at the time of the burglary, updating his facebook status to read “on the phone with this fat chick . . . . . . wherer my ihop”.
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