Where’s Waldo
farting in public without saying excuse me leaving everyone guessing who farted.
i dropped a where’s waldo in the subway yesterday.
an internet prank where it shows a picture from the original where’s waldo books. you try to find him, but then a screamer pops up a few seconds later and scares the h-ll out of you.
i showed where’s waldo to my friend the other day. it scared the h-ll out of him.
when you c-m in a condom, then slip it off and hide it somewhere random in her house.
“i pulled a where’s waldo on her, can’t wait til she uses the mayo.”
slang used when asking some one where to find some marijuana.
“hey man, where’s waldo?”
(n) when ladies try to find that “one guy” they’re looking for, but only encountering average joes.
(n)the search for the long overdue boy who satisfies a girl’s “said to be simple/high” expectations.
a:”what happened to josh?”
b:”eh, i’m not interested. he was nothing special”
a:”another miss?”
b:”yeah, i’m so sick of playing where’s waldo. i’m not lookin for just anybody!”
requires three guys and one girl.
when a girl is bent -ss up over a table and blindfolded.
one of the men does her from behind never reveling who he is.
he then walks away and joins the other two remanding guys.
she removes the blindfold and has to guess who just f-cked her.
if she guesses correctly she wins and has found “waldo”
if she guesses incorrectly she earns another turn from the wrath of “waldo”
cheerleaders tend to like this game because they like a good f-ck.
men like the cheerleaders to play because they dont have the mental capacity to understand who just nailed her so they win another turn.
kelly’s -ss is so stretched out from not finding waldo, where’s waldo now!?
where’s waldo is a term used when referencing something absolutely ridiculous so that you do not have to point or actually say what you want the other person to look at.
“waldo” can be referred to as anything.
sign at the lga airport reads : please be advised, snow globes are not allowed through the security checkpoint.
friend 1 takes picture of the sign and sends it to friend 2 with a caption that reads, “where’s waldo”
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