Whiskey Tortoise
flaccid, impotent male genitals that result from consuming too much alcohol (esp. whiskey or bourbon).
“he got so drunk and later, in bed, he had a total whiskey tortoise. i lied and told him that it was fine and that all that mattered was being close to him.”
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