whexting
whining in a text message. like s-xting but whining.
dave: “i’m bored, hungry and my feet huuurrrt”?
jim: “stop your whexting, i get enough whining in real time with my wife”!
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the tendency of someone who’s whining to keep complaining about their issues, even after they’ve p-ssed the point of catharsis. therapists stay in buisness because of this property of human nature. as soon as she brought up her ex, i could feel the whinertia taking effect.
- Whipped Sausage
when a girl sprays whip cream on a guys c-ck and than sucks it all off until he c-ms. i heard last year guiliana gave teddy a whipped sausage and she didn’t even leave a drop of whip cream and she let him j-zz all in her mouth.
- whipsnade
noun, verb whipsnading, whipsnaded -noun an extremely small and slender p-n-s -verb the act of violating an orifice with an extremely small and slender p-n-s h-m-s-xually origin: bef. 1000; me (n.); oe whp-snaca; c. mlg snade, snake, on snādr -noun vinny fantasizes about servicing the cute little whipsnades of truckers. -verb bruce whipsnaded david’s inviting […]
- whip ticket
to be in the act of hitting someone to make them flinch and put them in their place. to give someone a rain check for a beating later. “dude, did you just see tommy take tim’s juice money?” “ah h-ll, that m-f- gave him a whip ticket in the monkey bars.”
- white knuckling
when you’re taking a situation as it comes and flying by the seat of your pants. often attributed to anxiety, and feelings either good or bad. a reference to clinging fiercely to something, such as a rope, to the point where ones knuckles would turn white from forcing blood from the capillaries. jesus, i’m sweating, […]