wHFS


one of the biggest radio stations in the dc/metropolitan area. launched many no-name bands into mtv stardom. broadcasted for 36 years until it was suddenly and tragically changed into a cr-ppy salsa station by the evil infinity radio corporation.
the legendary 99.1 whfs, the true alternative…
a radio station that used to be good, but isn’t anymore.
the neighborhood was a nice place to raise a kid a couple years ago, but then it had to go all whfs
an internet meme started by omnifrog.
“whf is going on on air?”
pr-nounced “woof,” whf stands for “weathered h-m- face.” generally seen driving a subaru (lesbaru) and referring to her cats as “children.”
“d-mn, our oceanography professor has a whf”

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