whine expert
one who has mastered the art of fine whining (to include both whining and dining and professional whine reviews). this individual can, at a moment’s notice, provide deep, nuanced, and exceptionally whiny perspectives and -n-lysis.
bob: not to complain, but i feel jim complains far too often.
steve: of course he complains. it’s his job, his duty, his sacred charge, if you will.
bob: why, whatever do you mean?
steve: well bob, jim is a certified whine expert, you see.
bob: ahh, right then; that explains it.
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