Whipping the porridge
a euphemism for masturbation
c: what were you up to last night when i texted you?
j: well, i was randy, so i was whipping the porridge.
Read Also:
- nigga house
house of ghetto -ss funiture or nice funiture held together with ghetto means we’re not putting coasters under the china closet, this isnt a n-gg- house
- twatsquatch
a woman who has never heard of a razor i couldn’t go down on her shes a tw-tsquatch.
- gottim
a reference to the person speaking’s t-st-cl-s. usually following the exclamation “deez nuts!” it tends to be used to compliment the speaker’s genitals. can also be exclaimed alone to emphasize victory or s-ss. pr-nounced “gah-tee”. person 1: “this sandpaper is rough.” person 2: “you know what else is rough?” person 1: “no, what?” person 2: […]
- Stink Kink
subgenre of p-rnography that is synonymous with “scat” or “brown” p-rn. change the channel mike is always leaving his stink kink playing on the television.
- urdic fail
after reading some words and their definitions on urban dictionary, you start to realize a lot of things on the site are bullsh-t and should have never made it onto the site. this is known as an urdic fail. yo, did you read the words of the day on urban dictionary today? yeah, pretty lame […]