Whirly Pites


an alternative-latin-indie-punk band from rolling meadows, illinois. the band consists of cory henry, alfredo casablanca, reggie spike, mickey monroe and tristan tortollini. whirly pites has two studio alb-ms (whirly pites, dumber than dumb) and is currently touring the united states.
drew: dude, i was listening to whirly pites all night. their music really speaks to me.

dalton: i know what you mean. scoops is probably the greatest song ever written, except for schism.

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