whisker smoocher
a whisker smoocher is usually a g-y (or bis-xual) male that has an attractive to men with beards, facial hair (whiskers), and overall grit. unlike the stereotypical g-y person with modern fashion sense, whiskey smoochers are usually found hanging around construction sites, dive bars, and truck stops with carhartt jackets and work boots.
tony: hey did you know that guy from the bar that kept talking to you all night?
zack: no, i think he was just some whisker smoocher that was digging my rugged hands and epic beard.
tony: woah. didn’t think i was witnessing a brokeback mountain type of situation….
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