whiskey bagel


the inability for a women’s v-g-n- to become moist enough to allow easy penetration. the female version of whiskey d-ck.
after a long night of drinking at the bar, she had the worst case of whiskey bagel.
the female alternative to whiskey d-ck.
“i was partying at tortuga, and i was so drunk that i had a bad case of the whiskey bagel.”
when a girl pretends to be dried up from too much whiskey consumption, but really just doesn’t want to have s-x with the disgusting beast laying next to her.
the guy looked like a homeless serial killer, i had to use the whiskey bagel.

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