whiskey christmas
when a large number of packages arrive at your door that you don’t remember ordering because you were drunk as h-ll, and your broke -ss can’t afford any of it.
you, still hung over: d-mn, what are all these boxes from amazon and alibaba???
p-nut: must be whiskey christmas!
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