Whiskey Cock
when a man tries to engage in a s-xual act but has had to much alcohol and is unable to achieve a full erection. the p-n-s is similar to a half cooked noodle.
the result of duncan drinking too many shots was whiskey c-ck so he was unable to pipe peaches.
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