whiskey dad
the true male equivalent of a wine mom. teaches their son to throw. interrogates their daughter’s date. no shenanigans get by him, not in this household. probably has a moustache and tells bad jokes for his own amus-m-nt. not mad, just disappointed.
p1: my dad could beat up your dad.
p2: doubt it. your dad is a beer dad, but mine is a whiskey dad.
p1: oh, sh-t!
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