whiskey on tha cox
named after the famous sausage chef. c-x was known for roasting an incredibly thick sausage in a short period of time whilst still maintaining the shaft girth and stiffness. this legend was believed to be the best across all the land. c-x was an absolute craftsman. the scoundrel was soo f-ckin bad-ss they named a drink after the man. the drink is a stiff one..and it goes by the name of “scotch on tha c-x”. i cannot tell you how its made or what it contains because i would have to kill you but the small lady still makes them at zone and they are ill. cheerio!
whiskey on tha c-x “i sure am feeling a c-x on tha rox deep inside my mansoul tonight my good lad,, i pray to lord capriati that rude-e will allow me a drink ticket for one and me mate “
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