1. a bad idea.
2. a really bad idea.
3. an event at which everyone brings a different whiskey to sample.
4. the leading cause of excessive vomiting, loss of memory, wandering party members, terrible mornings, bad denny’s breakfast, and the occasional waking up in a camp fire.
morning after a whiskey tasting:
hungover#1: man, i dont remember a thing about last night, what happened?
hungover#2: was one h-ll of a whiskey tasting, thats for sure.
hungover#3: why did i wake up with my sleeping bag on fire?
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- white hoss
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- army grunt
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