Whiskey Tits

a phrase to call ones self or ones girlfriends/friends after the girl in question has been out sloppily drinking whiskey and sloshing it down her chin (where it drips into the bra) or directly into the cleavage.

unis-x: can also mean when one is hammered from whiskey.
“man, dawn came home completely whiskey t-ts last night”
to breastfeed while drunk.
last night the baby slept all night after feeding on whiskey t-ts.
fat perky sweaty male b–bs.

something you scream out loudly while running thoward your fat friend, with both hands aiming for each of his sweaty man b–bs.

a perfect result should end in,
a loud scream and lots of whining.

side effects: sticy hands, and a whining buddy.
at some public place with lots of folks:
jonas ” whiskey t-ts!!!!

mike ” uh…?! ”
jonas twist it.
mike ” aaaaaaaaaah, what the f-ck man!!! ”

mike ” what the h-ll did you do that for.. ”

jonas ” its fun ”
the dream of a baby, to have a mother whose t-ts dispense whiskey as opposed to the tradional milk. if evolution occuredthen for a lactose intollerant baby this would happen
the baby and the father are fighting over the mother’s whiskey t-ts.
the act of filling 2 zip loc bags full of preferred whiskey, putting the bags into a double d bra, then strapping said bra to a smaller chested woman and concealing with a shirt. this is used to smuggle alcohol into large sporting venues that forbade such drinks.
they don’t serve alchol in tiger stadium; but luckily ole gal keeps a set of whiskey t-ts so i get hammered for the whole game.
male gynecomastia (enlarged br–sts), aka “moobs,” caused by estrogen from the wooden casks in which whiskey is aged.
if you’re a casked-liquor drinker, may want to switch to something non-wooded (eg. move from scotch to vodka). estrogen from the wood has been known to cause whiskey t-ts.