whistling oyster


a p-ssy that’s been peen pounded sooo hard, that its just quivering. and if you listen really closely you can hear the ocean!… no joke, try it some time.
god d-mn i f-cked the sh-t out of crissie last night, i gave her, just the meanest whistling oyster!

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