white bother


any variation of a number of coffee orders usually chosen by a young white middle cl-ss female involving an insanely complicated combination of any of the following:
soy
decaf
low fat
skim
half fat
2% fat
caramel
nutrasweet
vanilla syrup
creamer

mocha
raw sugar

white sugar

equal

cappuccino half-foam
flat white
latte
piccolo latte

water at 73.5 degrees
water that is not too hot

etc etc etc

may also contain coffee.
customer: “hey can i please have a fat-free sugar-free orange mocha frappuccino latte on soy with half foam and a dash of cinnamon?”

barista: –rolls eyes– “oh you mean a white bother?”

customer: “ummm sure.”

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