White boy ash
psoriasis, that skin condition when you get white flakes and red spots on your skin, very commonly on the elbow.
dude 1: “lev avery-peckinson, why the f-ck is there that gross dead skin rash on your left elbow all the time. is that white boy ash?”
dude 2: “f-ck you greg, its my psoriasis, you d-ck.”
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