White Castle shit
one of the most stinky and wettest sh-ts in existence, the white castle sh-t is the insanely powerful cr-p you take after consuming those grease wad burgers from the white castle food chain. characteristics of a white castle sh-t include:
1.having to hover above the bowl from time to time while sh-tting in order to avoid being hit by your own fecal debris that reflects off of the interior walls of the toilet
2.preview farts that smell so much like white castle
burgers that it can make other people in the room hungry
3.sh-t that sticks to the bowl so bad that you have to use your roommate’s toothbrush to scrub it off
person x:”sniff, sniff, oooohh who bought white castle? throw me a burger i am so hungry.”
person y:”i would give you one but they are in my bowels at the moment; that was just a fart you smelling. i am going to have to blast out a white castle sh-t in a minute or two so if you wanna use the bathroom, do it now.”
person x: “its all yours man; i think i am going to get a sack of ten.”
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