White Chicken Pox


when a filthy sl-t is so sh-t faced that after performing oral s-x and allowing her partner to seminate all over her face she p-sses out before cleaning her self up, resulting in a face full of crusty white spots in the morning
kelly: what did you do last night christine?

christine: not much really, stayed in, watched a film with my mum.

kelly: oh really? how do you explain the white chicken pox then you filthy wh-r-

christine: fine! i took a face full sp-nk last night!

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