white collar Chirpse
attempting to have s-x with a girl by giving her a generous amount of linkedin endors-m-nts.
“just gave natalie 8 endors-m-nts on linkedin, i’m on that white collar chirpse.”
a play on thuglife, but for those who consider themselves yuppies. spelled yup “lyfe” to emphasize the humorous nature of the term. i cut my candy with a fork and knife because i live the yuplyfe
- 360 headshot
pulling out of the v-g-n- of a female b-tch, spinning around quickly, and then c-mming on her face. after c-mming on her face, you proceed to yell, “boom headshot!” mike: hey john, how was s-x with kara last night? john: i gave her the 360 headshot, dude. mike: d-mn man, that’s some hardcore sh-t.
the most r-t-rded dipsh-t of a c-cksucker who acts hard to make up for his tiny p-n-s that is 1 inch long but 3 inches wide (see chode). ex. tom was being a total aasil yesterday. ex.guy: oh my god! did you see that pr-ck earlier? guy2: don’t even start on that piece of sh-t… […]
- a deflator
when one’s erect p-n-s is slowly lost due to a disgusting thought or image that entered the person’s head. example: a fat chick in booty shorts “yo bro i totally got a deflator when i saw big ole marsha in them shorts!”
ahmid is one of the most genuine trustworthy person you will ever meet. he is kind loyal and brave. if ever you needed a confident ahmid is your man. he will love you forever as long as you treat him right and make sure you do because his p-n-s is absolutely m-ssive!!!!! i really need […]