white collar wasted
“white collar wasted” is getting wasted after work while still in business casual/formal. the more hours that p-ss after work, the better.
by 10 pm it becomes apparent to onlookers that you either are too drunk to go home and change, too lazy, or you are a douche. but you don’t give a d-mn. you are white collar wasted.
be respectful of those around you and loosen that tie.
office coworker/recent college graduate: “hey man, what are you doing after you go home from work today.”
you: “i’m not going home; i’m getting white collar wasted.”
northwestern mutual sales douche 1: “my hair is gelled, my face is bronzed up, i got juiced at the gym this morning, i’m wearing a suit, and it’s 6 pm at the office on a friday. what do i do now?”
identical looking northwestern mutual sales douche #2: “don’t you dare loosen that tie. let’s get white collar wasted and hit on college b-tches.”
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