White Denial


when you pretend to be shocked or in a state of denial on hearing new information purely for the benefit of the conversation.
1.
john: that pint cost me 4 pound! can you believe that?

sarah: (who already knew that and is in totally white denial) never!

2.

layla: he told me i was fat and that he fancied my sister!

mark: no! (is totally in white denial and would totally f-ck her sister)

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