white dwarf
noun (astrophysics term): the small, highly-dense stellar body remaining after the nova detonation of a “main sequence” star, typically earth-sized in overall dimension, but displacing a gravitational m-ss equivalent to that of the earth’s sun.
astrophysicists now calculate that white dwarf stars may account for as much as 6% of all the known stars in our quadrant of the milky way galaxy.
noun: a person who is hot but not very bright (much like the remnant of a star known as a white dwarf).
i think i’m going to break up with dan. he’s a white dwarf and i’m bored with him.
that girl at the take-away was s-xy as h-ll, but as soon as she started talking i knew she was a white dwarf.
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