wide bathroom stance
an extremely wide stance while taking a sh-t – where the feet are placed in the next stall; an impossible toilet stance if the pants are around the ankles; clever excuse by senator larry craig to deflect attention from more probing matters
what the h-ll are you doing tapping my foot, you pervert? nah, man, i just got a wide bathroom stance.
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