white fetish

an unhealthy s-xual obsession with white people. similar to an asian fetish, black fetish, latin fetish, etc. this is an underreported phenomenon, as people typically make the racist -ssumption that the white person is the one with the “fetish” and don’t think consider that the non-white person is equally likely to have this kind of obsession.
fred: “hey dude, did you hear steve is dating chun-li now? dude must have an asian fetish.”
chris: “uhh i don’t think so, man. way to be a racist though. that guy goes for all kinds of girls. remember, he dated lashonda, guadalupe, ranjita, and svetlana before that. he’s into everything.”
fred: “yeah i guess that was ignorant of me to -ssume.”
chris: “i’ll tell you what though, it sort of creeps me out how much of a white fetish chun-li has.”
fred: “how do you mean?”
chris: “well, she moved from taiwan to new hampshire and is always hanging around country clubs, plus she told me she finds nothing hotter on a guy than a sweater vest, sperry top-siders, and ray-ban wayfarers. and look at the last few guys she was with before steve: blake, connor, jacob, and chadwick. those guys are all 100% purebred wasps. textbook case of a white fetish, man.”
fred: “yeah, that’s weird. girls with white fetishes are the worst. i hate it when women see me as a s-x object rather than a person!”
chris: “um yeah…most guys would love that, but whatever floats your boat.”