white-finned dolphin
an aquatic maneuver in which, whilst swimming under water, the swimmer pulls down their bathing suit and then surfaces only their bare -ss (like a dolphin surfacing its dorsal fin) to unsuspecting fellow swimmers and beach-goers. the white-finned dolphin is ideally executed by one with the palest of -sses.
“i pulled a white-finned dolphin at the beach today.”
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