White Girl Noise
the sound of a one-way conversation a white girl has with you that is so uninteresting that it merely becomes static in the back of your mind, while you nod and pretend to pay attention.
girl: my iphone broke, and my mum won’t pay to fix it, which sucks because now i can’t afford my daily mocha-chino latte from starbucks…… blah blah blah
guy: -thinks- man, this chick just doesn’t f-cking shut up, i’ll nod and hope she doesn’t realise what she’s saying is just white girl noise.
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