White Glove the Bed


like crime scene investigators, but figuratively, wear ‘white gloves’ and clean up the bed (the crime scene) after an extra marital or secret s-xual affair to get rid of the evidence left behind i.e. s-m-n, c-m, etc.
stephanie and sam had to white glove the bed after having s-x so sam’s boyfriend wouldn’t suspect anything.

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