White Knight


a person (usually a male) who sees the typical maiden in distress, and believes that he can help her. a male version of the “mother figure” that some girls become.
“why is he going out with her? she’s broken, and a little crazy.”
“the fool’s just being a white knight.”
according to the misc on the bodybuilding website: a white knight is defined as a male that treats woman as goddesses and does nothing but shower then in compliments on how wonderful and beautiful and special they are. maybe be used as a noun or a verb.
brah, if you keep white knighting every girl you meet, you’ll never get as action.
a gaming term used to describe a male gamer who, in a desperate attempt to get himself laid, will attempt to woo or impress any female gamer he comes across online by being overly defensive of her and giving her special attention, such as playing as a healing cl-ss and only healing her.
why do those white knights try so hard to impress the girls they run into online? do they actually think they’re going to get laid?
got some girls being b-tt-hurt? got some white teenaged males with nothing to do?
introducing white knighting! a perfectly respectable act of suddenly becoming chivalric and nice by the mere presence of e-b–b.
girl: guys, look. look at me! t-ts!
guy: dude, you’re a guy. gtfo.
girl: noooo 🙁
guys: bro, wtf, get off of her, she’s beautiful. hey princess, don’t worry. it’s always like that here.
guy: dude… white knights up in here.

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enjoy the cable-free soap opera.
on an internet forum, a person who defends a member who is clearly wrong, usually with the hopes of gaining brownie points with said member. often seen as negative behavior.

similar to playing devil’s advocate, but specific to internet forums.
member 1: why all the hate? he made a valid point and you guys are just dismissing him.

member 2: dude, stop white knighting, the guy’s a troll. you’re just making it worse.
someone who sticks up for a friend or person in hopes of getting something out of it other then trying to help them.

mostly males who trys to win over the girl they’re protecting, yet making the girl seem bad.
devaint art, white knight
white knight.

a person, generally a man, who is seen giving all their attention to one or many particular females online.

the most common places that white knights dwell is on 4chan’s random board and various online games towards the rpg persuasion. however, white knights are found everywhere in the online world.

this self motivated acts of chivalry is not geared toward just saving the hambeast maidens, but also white knights have been noted to follow the rules adamantly in hopes of either becoming a moderator/admin or just flat out want to spoil the general online population’s fun of bending the rules.

white knights are not fun, but instead stuffy, boring, and an unusual hatred towards their fellow man for being selfish, crude and misogynists, in other words: all the fun things in life.
anon: let’s have fun teasing this hambeast on livestream!
anons: yeah! let’s do it!
white knight: halt! in the name of chivalry, you foul heathen misogunists will burn as i save the maiden with kindness and give her solace with compliments!
anons: eat a d-ck wk, stop killing our buzz.

anon: -reading rules- no swear? f-ck that sh-t!
white knight: you there! you have broken a rule! i shall report you to the nearest moderator for correction!
anon: eat a d-ck wk, you can’t tell me what to do because you’re not a moderator.
white knight: just because i don’t have a tag in front of my name doesn’t mean i can’t uphold the law! i am the law!

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