white-lock


a truly scary but hilarious man who should have been given his own television show the minute his b-tt hit the floor on the day he was born.

has an unholy love for the const-tution
mr. whitelock gave me detention because i dropped the social studies book, which contains the const-tution
having another white person look after a valuable while you step away for a moment
lauren: wait, john, are you sure you wanna just leave your laptop in this coffee shop?

john: relax, lauren, i’m having that guy over there white-lock it for me.

lauren: oh, right, how silly of me! it will definitely be fine then.
dreadlocks on a white person.
some stupid b-tch from jail:”girrrrrl, what is with your hair, don’t you have a comb?”
me:”b-tch, they’re called whitelocks!”

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