White Mountain Bear Claw
you take a sh-t while a girl is giving you head while the guy is playing fifa (or any other sort of cool video game). after you take that sh-t, you dip your b-lls in it, the girl sucks on that (your sh-tty b-lls) and then you f-ck her while smearing sh-t and white chaving cream all over her. this tactic can only be done in a white bathroom which sets the environment as a white mountain (where bears live). also you must be wearing a bear mask. after you’ve done that you tell the girl 3 simple words… “figure it out”
girl- “hey what do you want to do to me?”
guy- “can i please perform the white mountain bear claw?”
girl- “is it fun?”
guy- “absolutely”
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