when a girl is giving you a handjob and she refuses to take it in her mouth like a proper lady the last resort is to blow it on her t-ts. after doing this, pull her shirt back down over her bare, c-m-covered t-ts, slap her shirt down and there you have made a white pancake.
this girl was stroking me off last night and refused to let me blow it someplace warm so i shot it on her t-ts, slapped her shirt down on the load and left her with a nice white pancake and a dry cleaning bill.
politics a person running (campainging) against the career, well financed politician, most often the already multi-termed inc-mbent who is generally unpopular, but whose endurance in office, despite mult-tudes of complaints, is legendary see: teddi kennedy. his (the enc-mbant’s) bags of tricks are as large as the enc-mberring bags of looted taxes, illegal campaign contributions, and […]
- drippy bum
when you have to take a masive sh-t due to diarrhea i had pizza hut/taco bell today and i got some mad drippy b-m
what happens when a black man rapes a skinny white ho. beau driver’d the incoherent soccer mom.
someone/something that is good at grammar or has proper use of grammar. “what can i say, i’m grammarific.”
- Dr. Nick
a real nut job/quack of a doctor. refers to the infamous and hilarious dr. nick riviera from fox’s h-t tv show, the simpsons. “thought i had a heart attack yesterday so i went to the doctor and the guy put my arm in a sling.” “guy sounds like a real dr. nick.”