white pine weevil
a wiley little b-st-rd that will get into your white pine stand and f-ck sh-t up. they can grow up to 12 feet tall and 40 feet long but grow incredibly slowly and need to be left undisturbed for thousands of years to reach that height. human death from white pine weevil is rare but has happened to a group of austrailian b-tt pirates who were using a white pine d-ld- infested with weevil.
derek don’t boof that white pine would get a white pine weevil in there.
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