the theory that states that any girl wearing white shorts will always look attractive at a distance, especially at night. always. this theory might produce actual results of the forementioned girl actually being attractive, but she will definitley look slightly less attractive than what you imagined her to be.
guy: “yo duuuude, check out that girl in the white shorts, she looks bangin’!”
theorist: “i dunno man, remember white shorts theory. she could totally be an uggo.”
guy: “good call, i’ll get closer and scope her out.”
- grappling baby
a mexican baby that is launched into america from a mothers uterus in mexico so the mother can use the umbilical cord to climb over the boarder. you see raquel over there, she used a grappling baby to get over the border, her son jose is still r-t-rded from it. noun, the all too common […]
don’t read the comments – usually used to warn people to stay clear of the troll-infested comment threads attached to articles on popular newspaper websites or blogs. that daily heil article is actually quite sensible for once – just drtc.
the sickly feeling you experience after eating too many pancakes. commonly -ssociated with pancake day (shrove tuesday) or more often, the day after. mr a: “dude, i feel really ill after eating all those pancakes yesterday…” dr b: “yeah man, i’m also experiencing the pangover.”
- munge diving
dig up a grave, gotta be a chick, at least 2 shovels would be good. you need at least six foot of plastic tube. get ur buddy to open the coffin, and stick the tube into her v-g-n- hole and put the opposing end in your mouth as your friend cannonb-lls into the hole and […]
small town on orkney islands, scotland. not to be confused with tw-t, i.e. c-nt. fancy going to tw-tt today? a v-g-n- or a derogatory term. she has such a harry tw-tt. an idiot who uses the pointless twitter]. not to be confused with just a tw-t], an extra t is used to complement with the […]