White Shorts Theory

the theory that states that any girl wearing white shorts will always look attractive at a distance, especially at night. always. this theory might produce actual results of the forementioned girl actually being attractive, but she will definitley look slightly less attractive than what you imagined her to be.
guy: “yo duuuude, check out that girl in the white shorts, she looks bangin’!”
theorist: “i dunno man, remember white shorts theory. she could totally be an uggo.”
guy: “good call, i’ll get closer and scope her out.”

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