white simba
n. a s-xual act performed after a man (the rafiki) -j-c-l-t-s on a man’s/woman’s (the simba’s) stomach/back. the man takes two fingers and dabs thin in his s-m-n and proceeds to rub is fingerpaint-j-sm on the simba’s forehead. if the rafiki is strong enough, he is encouraged to additionally lift the simba above his head and sing the entirety of elton john’s “circle of life”.
man 1: i straight up gave my b-tch a white simba last night. sang the song too.
man 2: d-mn, dude. did the same thing with my girl last week but she ended up dumping me after i dropped her on the second verse.
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