Whitebeard
the baddest mother f-cker alive.
born edward newgate, whitebeard is the captain of the whitebeard pirate crew in the fictional manga “one piece”. whitebeard is known to be the strongest pirate in the world and is also closer to “one piece” than any other pirate has come. whitebeard is also the only pirate who was able to fight at par with the pirate king, gol d. roger. whitebeard is one of the yonkou, or, one of four pirate lords who rule the second half of the grand line.
whitebeard also does not allow anyone to harm his crewmates (or sons). whitebeard’s ship is called the moby d-ck, he is 20 feet tall, can start earthquakes, and loves fishmen.
pirate 1: lets go capture us some fishmen slaves!
pirate 2: are you crazy?! whitebeard would kill us if we tried that!
whitebeard: gura gura, lets go quake something!!
born as edward newgate.
the strongest pirate alive in the one piece universe. he is 20 feet tall, closest to “one piece”, loves fishmen, and has an army of nurses at his disposal.
did i mention he can start earthquakes?
pirate 1: dam, whitebeard is the man for freeing fishman island from the slave trade!
fisher tiger: thanks for stealing my thunder whitebeard.
whitebeard: gura gura!
the art of c-mming all over your partner’s lower face regions, giving the impression of a beard.
ew girl, you got a white beard, shave that sh-t!
very powerful man from one piece who ironically does not have a white beard, nor did he ever.
me: whitebeard has a noticeable mustache but… oh my god. he doesn’t have a white beard!
f-cking a large-breasted woman’s t-ts until you come onto her chin to where when she stands up it hangs like a white beard.
“‘i rammed it between her br–sts,” said herb. ‘then a sea of come under her chin. when she stood up it hung there like a white beard. she needed two towels to mop it up.'”
-from “the white beard” by charles bukowski
a term used in australia for tall h-m-s-xual men.
that guys is a whitebeard.
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